Chairs, chairs
everywhere but
nowhere to sit!
These pictures were taken by Val Hinkins at Wycombe
Museum's free pop-up exhibition "Made in High
Wycombe: Furniture" she is planning to take a Mensa
group to on Friday 20th November. See the Mid
Bucks section of the Regional Events for details.
Regional News
Another month has gone and we're no
nearer the end of this pandemic. In fact at
the time of writing we seem to be going
backwards! We have managed a few in
person events over the summer, but the
majority of interaction between members
is still online. We are therefore seeking
someone to join the East Midlands team in
a brand new role of Online Events Officer.
You can make this role your own, but
essentially we need someone with a
technical brain to arrange and encourage
some Zoom or other format activities so
we can all stay in touch. Even when we're
allowed out again the intention is to host
'blended events', i.e. a mix of online and in
person events. Could this be you? I'm
afraid I've failed miserably at using Zoom
during lockdown so I'm definitely not the
person for the job! Plus it would be nice to
have a new face on our friendly team.
Please do get in touch with me for an
informal chat if you might be interested in
this opportunity to get involved without
leaving home.
As is now usual, we have listed some
events, but it's imperative that you check
any in person events are going ahead with
the host before travelling as so many
factors may mean the event won't be
possible. The government rules seem to
change daily. Some days I don't know
whether to laugh or cry when watching
the news. The world just seems so
ridiculous.
Don't forget, articles for this newsletter are
always welcome whether that's a 20
questions quiz, member profile, a few
words about your home town/job/hobby,
a story about any of your experiences in
these strange times, a poem or short
story, or just an announcement if you are
celebrating a birth/special birthday/
engagement/wedding/anniversary.
I'm on [Phone Number] or [Email] and happy to hear
from you
Maxine Bates
Regional Officer
Editorial
Welcome to the November edition of Empress. I hope you have been
managing to get outdoors and getting some exercise in these strange times
we're all going through. If you have not already done so then please let the
office (membership@mensa.org.uk) know your email address. The regional
newsletters can be available electronically in the future, so it is vital that the
office can contact you via email.
Mark Sloan
Events and Meetings
Derby Diary
On Wed 18th Nov at 8:00pm - 3WOTM Online
PLEASE NOTE later time. Here's our monthly Derby meeting on Zoom. Join us for a chat without worrying about traffic and parking. It's likely to last for about an hour and twenty minutes. Please contact me for the Zoom link and with any questions. Contact Susan on [Phone Number] or [Email]
Susan Graves
Contact [Email] or [Phone Number] / [Mobile Number] for details
Hertfordshire Happenings
On Thu 5th Nov at 8:00pm - FThOTM
We will again be joining the Sudbury (East Anglia region) Zoom meeting. The meeting number is [Requires Login], and the passcode is [Requires Login]. Previous Zoom meetings have provided lively and interesting conversation, and new faces are always welcome. Please call or [Phone Number] email [Email] for details. Or please visit the East Midlands Mensa or Brightspace Facebook group for updates.
On Fri 27th Nov at 8:00pm - LFOTM
As ever, we are planning to be at the Cowper Arms, Digswell. The pub is next to Welwyn North station and is served by stopping trains from Kings Cross to Cambridge. Good food, beer and conversation guaranteed! Please call me on [Phone Number] to confirm whether this meeting is still taking place, dependent upon the COVID-19 situation.
Steve Thomas
Contact [Email] or [Mobile Number] for details
In Leicestershire
On Mon 16th Nov at 8:00pm - Pub Social
Join me for our usual convivial third Monday of the month gathering at the Cradock Arms, 201 Knighton Road, Leicester, LE2 3TT. You are welcome to bring a friend or partner. Look out for the Mblem or Magazine. If you need any directions or encouragement, please contact me on [Phone Number] or at [Email].
On Sat 28th Nov at 7:00pm - Pub Meal
This month we are dining at the Miller & Carter Steakhouse, 933 Loughborough Road, Rothley LE7 7NJ Please note that there is a dress code of smart/casual i.e. no trainers, hoodies, track suit bottoms etc. to be worn. Booking in advance is essential so please let me know by 21st November if you would like to join us. Contact me on [Phone Number] or e-mail[Email]
Haydn Starkie
Contact [Email] or [Mobile Number] for details
Lively Lincs
On Sat 14th Nov at 12:00pm - SSOTM pub discussion
A bit of whimsy for our topic this month: "What would you choose to be buried with, and why?" Contact Jacquie in advance to confirm whether pub or online meeting. An online meeting will use Zoom, please request the link. Alternatively, the pub venue is the Adam & Eve Tavern opposite Pottergate Arch, all welcome and you can bring a guest. Contact Jacquie on [Phone Number] or [Email].
On Tue 24th Nov at 11:00am - Walk near cathedral
A gentle walk starting from the cathedral grounds, including a couple of houses with history. Guests/family welcome. We hope to conclude with coffee or lunch at a nearby venue to be decided, if current restrictions allow. Contact Jacquie for details/encouragement on [Phone Number] or [Email]
Jacquie Harrison
Contact [Email] or [Phone Number] / [Mobile Number] for details
Mid Bucks
On Sun 1st Nov at 2:00pm - Games Afternoon
Please join Dave and Alison on-line for a relaxed and informal afternoon of board games and chat. All members and friends are welcome. We will be using www.boardgamearena.com and Skype for informal chat. For further dates, information, directions &/or connection details please contact Dave a few days beforehand. Either telephone him on [Phone Number] or e-mail to [Email]
On Fri 20th Nov at 10:30am - Coffee & Chat
Join me in Patisserie Valerie in the Eden Centre for relaxed conversation, cake and coffee. Please contact me a few days before to confirm the meeting is going ahead on [Phone Number] or e-mail me at [Email]
On Fri 20th Nov at 11:45am - Furniture exhibition
After coffee we will visit Wycombe Museum's free pop-up exhibition of locally made 20th century furniture in the old HMV shop in the Eden Centre. Please contact me a few days before for final arrangements on [Phone Number] or e-mail me at [Email]
For further details or encouragement contact me on [Phone Number] or e-mail me at [Email]
Val Hinkins
Contact [Email] or [Phone Number] for details
Mensans in MK & Bedford
On Sun 8th Nov at 11:00am - Woodland walk
Weather and Covid permitting, we are going to walk round Linford Wood Meet 11am in Enfield Chase car park just by the BP garage on Saxon St (between Monks & Dansteed). Contact [Email], or [Phone Number] / [Phone Number] beforehand to confirm it's going ahead.
On Mon 16th Nov at 7:45pm - 3MOTM Quiz
Option 1 is the quiz at The Plough at Simpson. Meet from 7.45 for a 8.00pm start, cost £1 per person. Please let me know if you are coming. Option 2 - probably more likely - is an online alternative. Look out for further clarification nearer the time, or contact Jo at [Email], or [Phone Number] / [Phone Number].
On Sun 22nd Nov at 10:00am - Breakfast
Option 1 is meeting up at Brown's on Midsummer Boulevard from 10am for a full breakfast, a snack, or just a drink. Option 2 - probably more likely - is an online alternative. Look out for further clarification nearer the time, or contact Jo at [Email], or [Phone Number] / [Phone Number].
Just a reminder about our M-MK & Bedford Facebook group - if you would like to join please search for the group and send me a request. I also keep an email distribution list for meeting reminders and any last-minute changes, so if you would like to be added to this please let me know.
We hope to see as many of you as possible at one or other of our events this month. Do remember that you're welcome to bring a guest with you, so if you've never been to a Mensa event and are a little nervous about coming along on your own, just bring a friend.
Jo Sidebottom
Contact [Email] or [Phone Number] / [Mobile Number] for details
Notts News
On Sun 1st Nov at 1:00pm - Wise Owl Walk
Explore the city following a trail of 10 owl statues installed at well-known locations. Each one holds a letter. Find them all to unravel a secret code! Ideal for families. Meet at the left lion outside the Council House But confirm this event is going ahead on [Phone Number] or [Email] as may be cancelled due to COVID restrictions or weather.
On Thu 5th Nov at 8:00pm - 5OTM
Remember remember the 5th of November! But please check with Maxine on [Phone Number] or [Email] that we're able to meet at the Vat & Fiddle pub on Queensbridge Road (near Nottingham railway station) before travelling as we may need to book a table and/or have restricted numbers.
On Thu 12th Nov at 7:30pm - Natter & Nosh
A limited number of us should be able to meet for dinner and drinks and chat at The Cadland on High Road in Chilwell. Please contact Maxine on [Phone Number] or [Email] so a reservation can be made. First come first served!
On Tue 17th Nov at 7:00pm - 3TuOTM
Please contact Pete on [Phone Number] or [Email] to find out where the Newark group will be meeting this month. The regular venue has closed permanently and a new one not decided yet. New members welcome to touch base and be kept up to date with local activity.
On Tue 24th Nov at 7:30pm - Eating Meeting
Let's try a taste of Mexican at Chiquito's restaurant, Redfield Way, Lenton, NG7 2UW. Contact Maxine on [Phone Number] or [Email] by 20th to reserve your place. Numbers likely to be limited.
Ciao for now!
Maxine Bates
Contact [Email] or [Phone Number] for details
Ey Up Mi Duck!
You have most likely visited
Nottingham, but have you lived like a
local whilst there? Here are six of the
best quirky things to do in and around
the city...
Meet at the left lion
A traditional city centre meeting point
for friends. The imposing Council
House in the Market Square is guarded
by two stone lions. For clarity the left
lion is the one to your left as you look
towards the council house from 'Slab
Square'. His name is Leo and he was designed by Joseph Else, after whom the
Wetherspoon's pub in the Market Square is named.
Sip a cocktail on the beach
The city may be 90 miles from the nearest coastline but every summer (apart from
2020!) the council construct a beach in the Market Square complete with tonnes of
sand, a large paddling pool, deckchairs, cocktail bar,
ice cream kiosk, fairground rides and more. Welcome
to the Costa del Nottingham!
Eat a cock-on-a-stick
Not as rude as it sounds! It's a cockerel shaped
lollipop only sold at the world-famous Goose Fair
held the first weekend in October. Ben Whitehead
started the tradition at the end of the 19th century
and passed down the secret recipe. His grandson Ray
Brooks ran his first stall at the fair in 1950 and, now
aged 88, has never missed a year (until 2020!).
Take a trip to Jerusalem
The 'Trip' is a pub carved into the sandstone rock
below Nottingham Castle. It's reputed to be the
oldest inn in England dating back to 1189 when knights stopped on their way to the
crusades. There are lots of nooks and crannies, but don't offer to dust the model galleon
hanging in the Rock Lounge. It's considered to be cursed as the last three people to clean
it died mysteriously within months of doing so.
Follow in the steps of Torvill & Dean
Jayne and Chris began their skating career at Nottingham ice stadium training early
morning before their jobs as an insurance clerk and policeman. Since Olympic success in
1984 the pair have been honoured by the building of the National Ice Centre on the site
of their former training rink and the naming of a whole housing estate including Torvill
Drive, Dean Close, Bolero Close and Callaway Close.
Picnic with Batman
Very near the Torvill & Dean estate lies
Wollaton Park. Likely recognised as
the home of Batman as Wollaton Hall
was used to depict Wayne Manor in the
Dark Knight Rises film. The hall houses
the city's natural history and industrial
museums and the 500-acre park is
home to roaming deer. A great place to
tuck into your 'snap' on a summer day
or whilst attending the Splendour
music festival!
Maxine Bates
A Virtual AG
This year, because of the Covid situation, the AG was
held virtually on September 11th-13th, instead of in
person at Manchester, where it was originally going to
take place. Here are a couple of articles written by
those who took part.
On Friday 11th September at 8pm, I Zoomed to the
Mensa AG to join the pub social which Andrew Aus
was in charge of. It took me seconds to get there and
there were no transport problems or costs and I
didn't have to book a hotel either. This was Mensa's
first online AG, which thanks to Hannah Eisenberg,
had been organised as the 2020 Manchester AG
could not take place due to the pandemic. Like usual
AG's there were many events to chose to join in.
There were languages to learn, debates to join in,
quizzes, talks, a virtual tour, games and workshops.
To fit in with what I was doing at home and what I
was interested in, I chose to attend 3 events. The
afore mentioned pub social, the AGM and the Murder
Mystery game. As I sipped my pink gin, which cost
me less than at any pub, I chatted to many new faces
that I hadn't encountered before and the
conversation flowed easily and was interesting and
humorous. Some people went into smaller chat
rooms to talk and then came back again to join the
main room. The only problem was trying to get a
word in edge ways as only one voice at a time can be
heard on Zoom. One thing that came to light, was
that quite a few of us were going to the Murder
Mystery game the next evening and had been given
parts to play but more about that later. The pub
event was scheduled to end at 10pm but at 10.30pm
it was still going strong, when I said farewell and
apparently it went on beyond midnight!
On Saturday afternoon, I watched the AGM whilst
having my lunch. The beauty of watching a live
video, rather than being actually in the room, is that
no one can see what you are doing! There was some
online voting to be done and it took me until the 4th
vote to work out where on my screen this was being
displayed. Yes, I really am in Mensa, but the voting
options only flashed up on the screen for 30
seconds and were not on the part of the screen
where the video was displayed! Having tried
scrolling down the screen on the 2nd vote, I
scrolled up the screen for the 3rd and found the
voting options just too late. After that I knew where
on the screen I need to go to for the rest of the
votes. It was interesting to see what actually
happens at a Mensa AGM as I have never attended
one before when I have been at an AG.
So on Saturday evening, I get dressed up (this was
optional) to play the part of Xenia Onabottom.
Vikki Chance organised this event and e-mailed
those who played a character in the game, their part
a few days beforehand. My prop for the part of
Xenia (a Russian freelance assassin from Georgia)
was a Vodka Martini with a twist, which I was quite
happy to arrange and sip during the play. However,
this did not help my appalling Russian accent!
Those playing a character stayed on screen with
their character names displayed (all based on
James Bond ones) and those watching, joined the
Zoom room without video and were muted. There
were about 13 of us with a part in "You Only Die
Once" by Red Herring-Games and there were at
least 14 viewers. The lines we were given were very
witty and we were encouraged to ad lib, which
made the play even more hilarious with lots of play
on words and double entendres added on. At the
end, the viewers turned on their videos so everyone
could be seen on screen and we had a brief
discussion as to who we thought had "dunnit",
before Vikki, as M, eliminated each character until it
was revealed who had in fact murdered 006 and
three quarters!
I didn't attend any of the Sunday events as I was
seeing friends and Zooming with my family but I
really enjoyed the online AG although, when all is
said and done, there is nothing like being with folk
in reality, which I sincerely hope we will be able to
do next year.
Pen Penny
Having been a regular AG attendee for twenty years,
and a director for nine, I've seen a fair few AGMs,
from both sides of the directors' table. Some of
them have been eventful, others mercifully quiet
and brief. But there is no doubt that the 2020 AGM
was the strangest of them all.
Once it became clear that lockdown was still too
unpredictable to confirm a 'real' AGM, the board
made arrangements for holding it virtually. We
quickly ruled out working entirely via Zoom, as this
would be too dependent on individual board
members' remote connections. Instead we decided
that the board should meet and hold the meeting in
person, and this should be live streamed to
members. The Procedures Body (PB), who assist the
board in running the AGM and ensure the rules are
observed, checked that company law and Covid
emergency legislation would permit us to hold an
AGM with only the board and PB members present
in the room.
Warwick University was already familiar to us, and
they were able to accommodate us and livestream
the AGM, including any polls required to
note/accept reports, etc. In order to keep things
simple and ensure that no-one was disenfranchised,
we arranged for votes on motions that were being
put to the AGM to be conducted in advance, and
results simply announced at themeeting.
Accordingly, nine board and four PB members
assembled on Saturday 12th September in good
time for a quick run through to ensure that
everything worked. The theatre was large enough
for everyone to be socially distanced, though most
of us also chose to wear masks when not required
to speak. A few last minute adjustments were
required to ensure that things ran smoothly but the
university staff were helpful and responsive to our
requests, and we kicked off fairly promptly at just
after 2pm.
Fortunately the planning paid off, and everything
went smoothly. Results of the prior votes on
motions were announced (they were all approved),
real-time polls on other matters worked well,
speakers were seen and heard at the appropriate
times, and we completed the meeting in just over
an hour.
The content may not have been the most riveting
ever witnessed at a Mensa AGM, with nothing
contentious on the agenda, but the format was
unique in Mensa history. Having not restood for
election this year, my term as a director finished
upon closure of the AGM, so it was my last one (as a
director at least). I'm very glad I was able to
participate and see the 'behind the scenes' work
that went into delivering our first online AGM
Jo Sidebottom
20 Questions (No. 229)
The country anagrams from the September quiz were Serbia, Bangladesh, South Africa,
Lebanon, Mongolia, Montenegro, El Salvador, Singapore, Timor Leste, Honduras, Iceland,
Armenia, Argentina, Israel, Belarus, Turkmenistan, Grenada, Mali, Sierra Leone and
Macedonia. A record number of entries this month so obviously too easy! Congratulations
to Don Foster of Notts who wins the £10 book token.
Thanks to Les Hurst for compiling this month's quiz. All the answers begin with the letters
DA. Send your entries to arrive by 20th November to '20 Questions (No. 229)', [Address]
or [Email], remembering
your name and address.
1. If Wall Street has the Dow Jones Industrial Average, Frankfurt has what?
2. Who was Charles Dickens' 'favourite child'?
3. 'The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down' mentions the railway from
Richmond to where?
4. An ancient Greek army defeated which Persian king at the Battle of
Marathon?
5. In 2007 the television channel UK Gold changed its name to what?
6. Brent Spiner played which character in Star Trek: The Next
Generation?
7. In 1867 Karl Marx published which book?
8. How has Tenzin Gyatso been known since February 1940?
9. In May 1943 the RAF's 617 Squadron acquired which nickname?
10. The Wirksworth Stardisc encourages which movement to reduce
night-time light pollution?
11. Which car company shares its name with the Roman name for
Romania?
12. While the Jews worshipped Yahweh the Philistines worshipped who?
13. Alexander Simpson and Dudley Beck launched which fashion house
in 1894?
14. Who has been the chair of over two hundred episodes of TV's Mock
The Week?
15. Which Australian city suffered worse air raids than Pearl Harbor in
WWII?
16. Which Birmingham cycle manufacturer was a rival to Raleigh of
Nottingham?
17. What alternate name for the Little Grebe is used in The Wind in the
Willows?
18. The Cafe Voltaire in Zurich in 1916 was birthplace to which artistic
movement?
19. Makhachkala is the capital of which republic, officially still part of
Russia?
20. Dorothy Wordsworth recorded the sight of what in her diary for 15th
April 1802 that was to influence her brother William?